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CAN YOU READ THIS?
For smart people like us.... SURE!
Olny srmat poelpe can. cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig
to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht
the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is
bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was
ipmorantt!
Contributed By Kok Leong
ANNIE BUDDY? ANNIE WAN? NOE WAN? SUM BUDDY?
It all begins when Ms. Lee called her sister ..
Lee Sum Wan : Hello can I speak to Annie Wan?
Mr. Sori : Yes, u could speak to me.
Lee Sum Wan : No! I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Mr. Sori : You are now talking to someone! Who is this?
Lee Sum Wan : I'm Sum Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent!
Mr.
Sori : I KNOW u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent
matter about?
Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now
Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.
Mr.
Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the
accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!!! !
Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?
Mr. Sori : I'm
Sori.
Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!
Mr. Sori : I'm Sori!!
Lee Sum Wan : I don't like your tone of voice Mr. and I don't care, give me your name!
Mr. Sori : Look lady, I told you already I'm Sori! I'm Sori!! I'm SORI!!! You didn't even
give me your name!
Lee Sum Wan : I told u before I'm Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a
very big position in the company. He is Noe Buddy!
Contributed By Suzanne
WHY OFFICE STAFF IS ALWAYS DEAD TIRED?
Have you wonder why office staff is always dead tired? They are tired by the end of the day and companies require no further physical fitness
programmes for their employees.
The reason is that EVERYONE gets enough exercise by:
- Jumping to conclusion
- Beating around the bush
- Running down the boss
- Going around the circles
- Dragging their feet
- Passing the buck
- Climbing the ladder
- Wading through paperwork
- Pulling strings
- Throwing their weight around
- Stretching the truth
- Bending the rules
- Pushing their luck
NO WONDER THEY ARE ALL TIRED AT THE END OF A WORKING DAY!!
Contributed By Namgyal
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