Just For Laugh Jokes & Humor

'Laughter is the best medicine' - we have heard and experienced it ourselves. When we are feeling stress at work or feeling down at times, laughing it out can help us release our tensions and make us feel much better.

Specific medical theories have attributed laughter to better health, increased life expectancy and overall improvement of one's well-being.

Study and research have shown that stress-related hormones decreased during episodes of laughter, which substantiates the claim that laughter can help to relieve stress. Psychologist Steve Sultanoff, Ph.D., the president of the American Association for Therapeutic Humor, gave this explanation:

"With deep, heartfelt laughter, it appears that serum cortisol, which is a hormone that is secreted when we’re under stress, is decreased. So when you’re having a stress reaction, if you laugh, apparently the cortisol that has been released during the stress reaction is decreased."

According to Sultanoff, laughter has been shown to increase one's tolerance of pain and boost the body’s reproduction of antibodies neeeded to fight infection, which can help to prevent the hardening of the arteries and subsequent conditions that may result in heart attacks or strokes.

This new category is, therefore, created to help us FEEL GOOD AND HAPPY BY LAUGHING IT OUT! It consists of jokes and humor contributed by our readers.

If you have jokes that you would like to share with everyone,  . We will be selective on what we publish.

We would like to say 'A BIG THANK YOU' to all those who have contributed. Do keep all these jokes coming in ...

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HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? 
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it ... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism  of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of th e fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good !

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

Contributed By Amy

LIFE EXPLAINED

When God created the dog, he said: ''Sit all day by the door of your house and bark. I will give you a lifespan of 20 years.''
The dog said: ''That's too long to be barking. I'll give you back 10 years.''

When God created the monkey, he said: ''Entertain people, make them laugh. I'll give you a 20-year lifespan.''
The monkey said: ''How boring, monkey tricks for 20 years. I'll give you back 10 years too.''

Then God created the cow. He said: ''You work the field with the farmer, have calves and give milk. I will give you a lifespan of 60 years.''
The cow said: ''That's a tough life. Let me have 20 and I'll give back the other 40.''

When God created man, he said: ''Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you 20 years.''
Man said: ''What? Only 20 years! I'll take my 20 and the 40 the cow gave back and the 10 the monkey gave back and the 10 the dog gave back. That makes 80.''

So that is why the first 20 years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves. For the next 40 years, we slave in the sun to support our family; the next 10 years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren, and for the last 10 years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Contributed By Hazel

WHY IS HONEY GOLDEN IN COLOR???

A) Because of the sunlight the flowers receive.
B) Because flower pollen is naturally golden.
C) Because it's manufactured that way.
D) I don't know.

The answer may be found below.
   

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Contributed By Kumar

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